Me: I just realised we're all going on a highland tour tomorrow and it's Valentine's Day.Dad:
Me: Sunday.
Dad: And that's Valentine's Day?
Me: Yes.
Dad: What date is that?
Me: The 14th.
Dad: Oh good. I just bought an Economist that was dated the 13th - I was hoping I hadn't bought it at the end of its circulation.
Yes, it may seem a little odd going on a highland tour on Valentine's Day, but at least now you know the context.
And now, scenery, scenery, scenery. And a heelan' coo ...
Luke a' thart ... ah, forget it. On second thoughts ....
He had a name, which I have since forgotten.
Dad, contemplating the Marvin Gaye classic, "Ain't No Mountain High Enough".
Mum, Shelley, Mountain.
Me, Shelley, Hoodie. The one you put on your head, not the one from the Blowfish.
