"Sir, are you a science teacher?"
"No."
"Do you know much about science?"
"A bare minimum. Why, what's the question?"
"Well, I found this lump on my neck ..."
Hhhhhmmm, yeah, you should probably make an appointment to see a real science teacher about that one.
6 comments:
lol ... brilliant!
Classic!
Somehow, sitting in front of a computer all day does not yield the same level of surreal conversations. So I selfishly request that you remain a supply teacher for ever so that we can live vicariously through your blog posts!
Yes please. I selfishly second that.
I selfishly third that!!
I selfishly third that!!
Well, that's very kind ... yet, at the same time, very cruel.
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