Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Not My Specialisation

In a Maths lesson today:

"Sir, are you a science teacher?"


"Do you know much about science?"

"A bare minimum. Why, what's the question?"

"Well, I found this lump on my neck ..."

Hhhhhmmm, yeah, you should probably make an appointment to see a real science teacher about that one.


Nick said...

lol ... brilliant!

aubain said...


Somehow, sitting in front of a computer all day does not yield the same level of surreal conversations. So I selfishly request that you remain a supply teacher for ever so that we can live vicariously through your blog posts!

Sweet Olive Press | Helen said...

Yes please. I selfishly second that.

Stac said...

I selfishly third that!!

Stac said...

I selfishly third that!!

Jules said...

Well, that's very kind ... yet, at the same time, very cruel.