Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Not My Specialisation


In a Maths lesson today:

"Sir, are you a science teacher?"

"No."

"Do you know much about science?"

"A bare minimum. Why, what's the question?"

"Well, I found this lump on my neck ..."


Hhhhhmmm, yeah, you should probably make an appointment to see a real science teacher about that one.

6 comments:

  1. Nick Zeeb3/02/2011 3:06 am

    lol ... brilliant!

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  2. aubain3/02/2011 3:50 am

    Classic!

    Somehow, sitting in front of a computer all day does not yield the same level of surreal conversations. So I selfishly request that you remain a supply teacher for ever so that we can live vicariously through your blog posts!

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  3. Sweet Olive Press | Helen3/02/2011 4:03 am

    Yes please. I selfishly second that.

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  4. Stac3/02/2011 7:19 am

    I selfishly third that!!

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  5. Stac3/02/2011 7:19 am

    I selfishly third that!!

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  6. Jules3/03/2011 2:54 am

    Well, that's very kind ... yet, at the same time, very cruel.

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