Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Kids, don't try this at home

Shelley was marking one of her class exams last night when she noticed a little error. I asked her if she had read the paper beforehand. "Well not properly. I just can't believe not one kid in that class put their hand up to ask me about it".

Well I wouldn't either. I'd just be sitting there thinking, "Ooooh my goodness, I did not know that about apple juice and cider."



Explain why the apples are chopped and crushed. Indeed.

9 comments:

Michelle said...

what the?!!

bitingmidge said...

Do you reckon that was the recipe for the organic brew Trev forced upon you in Tormarton?

P

Sweet Olive Press | Helen said...

Oh.

Oh my.

Someone is going to be famous on the interwebs.

awkward egg said...

It turns out that my head of department knew about this mistake, but let the papers go out anyway. When I asked her about it, she said "yeah, i probably should have fixed that before we distributed them".

S

Anonymous said...

maybe they just got the order wrong. it should have gone somewhere after "Fermented to produce cider"..

Sweet Olive Press | Helen said...

Anonymous is right about the order. I'm steering clear of the cider regardless. Sounds like a safer life all round.

Aaron Lewis said...

I don't get what all the fuss is about?

Anyway, I have a new batch of home brew presently coming into its own. Anyone local feel free to drop by.

Anonymous said...

Now that I've wiped away the tears from laughing so hard ... I'm wondering what Shelly meant to write instead of 'sperm and eggs'.

Still giggling ...

Michele A

awkward egg said...

I didn't write the paper, I swear!